I’m obliged to point out, for safety’s sake, that it’s generally not a good idea to wank with things that aren’t designed for wanking. “It wasn’t til a few years later that I realized…my parents were using it for the same thing.” It became an addiction for about six months. I had only recently heard about vibrators, I didn’t even know what they were supposed to look like (I was really innocent), so I wanted to try it. It wasn’t hidden at all, just right out in the open. “When I was 14, I found a back massager in my parents’ room.
My heart goes out to poor considerthesnail:
“I imagine if I’d ever been caught it would’ve looked like I was try to start a tiny chainsaw inside myself.”Īnd some even used genuine sex toys – albeit in a cringeingly unknowing way. I’d have probably preferred it to be a motor with a battery but I just worked with what I had! “I made a contraption using a spoon with a thick plastic handle, and the spoon part cupping this little soft toy I had that had a pull string vibration motor in it. Some people went to quite a lot of effort to construct things which would work for them.
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Plus shower heads, of course – lots of different tricks with a shower head. Toys – including a couple of things they got in Happy Meals. Anything vaguely phallic or humpable. Stationery seems quite popular – squiggle pens, marker pens and the like. But when reddit asked women for the weirdest thing they’d masturbated with, the sheer variety of implements was fascinating. I knew some of this already, of course: that people are ingenious when they’re horny. If you can find it in your average house, chances are someone’s rubbed it vigorously against their sexy bits. Others have used bedposts, bottles, pillows, blankets. Razor handles – the squishy, textured ones you get on Gillette Venus – are pretty popular too. Today I learned that some women have wanked with Barbie legs. What reddit can teach us about female masturbation March 18, 2016